All I Want For Graduation Is...

I am less than three months away from being D-O-N-E-DONE with my master's degree in social work. If you have been anywhere near me in the last month or two, you know that I am ready to be D-O-N-E-DONE (not sure why I like to spell it, but it makes me feel better). So what is on my graduation gift list, you ask? I made a list like my Christmas wishlist, so enjoy!

5. A new car.
Yeah, we love our Glenn (our Corolla) and our Dwight (our Camaro) but we would happily accept the generous gift of this beauty:




What? It's just a 2011 Ford Escape Hybrid. With a $30, 045 price tag, it would be a SUPER awesome gift! Soon enough we'll start working on some kiddos to pack up in the back.

4. A new coffeepot.
Mmm...My knees get weak when I think about how beautiful one of these would look in my kitchen.
Hey, at least Walmart's selling this baby for $109.95. Pocket change compared to the SUV.

3. A Glenn Beck Extreme Insider Subscription.
Hmm, does this sound familiar? That's because this item graced my Christmas wishlist. To no avail.

2. Something sparkly.
I'm pretty easy to please. Seriously.

1. All of my favorite people in the same place at the same time.
Yeah, that one's not going to happen (unless EVERYONE that I invite is coming to my graduation party AND a few of them are coming from overseas) but at least a bunch of my favorite people will be in the same place at the same time. I'll take it.